Yes, we make one batch of The Original 1983 every week to ensure freshness. We will endeavor to ship it every Tuesday but if we have a super massive weekend on the fizz it could be Wednesday. So set your expectations around that timeline. After that it is all up to Australia post and the magic that is delivery system

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Highly unlikely that was us. It is more likely your neighbor just got a couple of bags of actual cocaine delivered. If that changes, we will let you know. Also we don’t do drugs.

First of all. Yaaaaaaas. Secondly just hit us up on the email headhombre@dccartel.com.au

C’mon really? You clicked on this? You sickos.